Funny Tshirts Sayings - Whats yours

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Here are a few that I can remember:

• Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.



• There are three types of people in this world - those who can count and those who can't."



• I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.



• I figure I'm pretty good with the bullshit but I love listening to an expert. Keep talking.



• If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy



• How can I miss you if you won't go away?



• There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.



• We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.



• I'm not as dumb as you look.



• I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.



• How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?



• God is dead and I want His job.



• I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.



• It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys.



• Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last.



• I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.



• Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.



• Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.



• I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.



• Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide bodies



• My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.



• I'm not getting smaller, I'm backing away from you.



• Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?



• I don't know what makes you dumb, but it really works.



• Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?



• You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.



• Don't interrupt me while I'm talking with myself!



• People like you are the reason people like me need medication.



• Oh crap! You're going to try and cheer me up, aren't you?



• I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.



• 5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions!



• You need someone listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.



• Do I seem self-centered, or is it just me?

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