Condom Sponcers

Sponcers of Condoms

• NIKE - Just Do It
• McDonalds - We Love To See You Smile
• Pringles - Once You Pop, You Cant Stop
• KFC - Finger Lickin Good
• M&M'S - Melts In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands

More Sponcers Wanted

Not Far now

Mom: Not far now
Kids: My legs hurt, Oh mom my legs hurt.
Mom: Ok, Ok we will catch the bus

New Computer Symbols

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

Have you any new symbols?

Novelty Banknotes

Novelty Banknotes.

Everyone from pop star to tv characters. Great place to get these from are: Banknotes

They are very cheap, only £0.99 and are a great novelty gift for people of any age.

Don't try and buy your drinks with them when you go out thou, you might end up coming home early. HAHA.

Who face would you like to see on a £10, £20, or £50 note?

I would like Sponge Bob Square Pants, I think he is great and Mr Crab wouldn't like it. lol