New Computer Symbols

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-) and
:-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

Have you any new symbols?